pollution

Earlier today while traveling down the county highway middle cowpoke let one rip...ya know, a stink bomb. Immediately following, before I could grunt and moan and sigh and r-o-l-l down my window, he most seriously asked the question,

"Mom, is passing gas pollution?"

To which I MOST SERIOUSLY replied,

 " Absolutely!  Pollution is the any contamination of harmful substance(s) into the air.....and from the difficulty the 3 of us are having to breath normally

YOU HAVE CONTAMINATED/POLLUTED OUR AIR!"

End of story.