pollution

Earlier today while traveling down the county highway middle cowpoke let one rip...ya know, a stink bomb. Immediately following, before I could grunt and moan and sigh and r-o-l-l down my window, he most seriously asked the question,

"Mom, is passing gas pollution?"

To which I MOST SERIOUSLY replied,

 " Absolutely!  Pollution is the any contamination of harmful substance(s) into the air.....and from the difficulty the 3 of us are having to breath normally

YOU HAVE CONTAMINATED/POLLUTED OUR AIR!"

End of story.

rodeo beatings

The pour tough oldest cowpoke has taken his share of rodeo beatings lately.

The cowboy life is rough.

In the last 2 weeks he has:

• slid his arm into a calves mouth and wears a 4" long scar from the sharp teeth.
• been kicked and has a shin knot to prove it.
• eaten sand/dirt/??? and is now wormy....  Just kiddin' city folk ;) About the wormy part.
• been whipped like a rock from a sling shot...occasionally this happens when you rope a 130lb baby calf and your rope is tied onto a calf ropin' horse.

Who wants to rodeo?